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30 Under 30:The Celebs Most Likely To Die Young This Summer

1. Lindsay Lohan



Duh. Likeliest causes: drugs, alcohol, propensity for being involved in car crashes, child star curse.




2. Justin Bieber






Likeliest cause: angry teenage mob.




3. Robert Pattinson






Likeliest cause: slightly older angry teenage mob.




4. Tila Tequila



Likeliest cause: all life choices.





5. Heidi Montag




Likeliest causes: implant explosion.




6. Nick Jonas






Likeliest cause: diabetes.



7. Kendra Wilkinson




Likeliest cause: STDs.




8. Britney Spears




Likeliest cause: sadness.



9. Levi Johnston



Likeliest cause: ATV accident.




10. Ke$ha




Likeliest cause: alcohol poisoning.



11. Ali Lohan



Likeliest cause: proximity to Lindsay Lohan.




12. Snooki



Likeliest cause: assault.


13. Frankie Muniz




Likeliest causes: race-car driving, child star curse.

14. Mischa Barton




Likeliest cause: drugs.




15. Taylor Momsen


Likeliest cause: drugs.


16. Kristin Cavalleri



Likeliest cause: drugs.




17. Jodie Sweetin



Likeliest causes: drugs (specifically meth), child star curse.




18. the cast of Glee



Likeliest causes: exhaustion, teen mobs


19. Jake Gyllenhaal




Likeliest cause: precipitous fall (of his career.)



20. Amy Winehouse


Likeliest cause: inevitability.


21. Lady Gaga





Likeliest cause: strangled by costume.


22. Mary Kate Olsen



Likeliest cause: strangled by clothes.



23. Jay Cutler




Likeliest cause: diabetes.



24. Anne Hathaway



Likeliest cause: nefarious boyfriend.




25. Noah Cyrus


Likeliest cause: family's life choices.



26. Kirsten Dunst



Likeliest causes: alcohol poisoning, child star curse.



27. Dakota Fanning




Likeliest cause: vampires.



28. Jonathan Lipnicki





Likeliest cause: child star curse.



29. Michael Cera



Likeliest cause: backlash whiplash.


30. Sienna Miller



Likeliest cause: vicious girl-on-girl hate.