Some actresses are OK with going naked in front of the camera and others are not. Although going nude should arguably be mandatory by age 25, many beautiful, young actresses actually have a no-nudity clauses in their contracts. While disappointing for the male audience, it has helped to generate demand regarding the world’s desire to see some of the world’s most famous full frontals. Here is our list of the top twenty actresses we want to see do a nude role sometime in the near future. So help us God, we will end up seeing at least half of them nude in our days.
Scarlett Johansson
According to The Insider, Scarlett Johansson has insisted on a no-nudity clause in all of her movie contracts, and will not do a movie if that clause isn’t added to her contract. She says this clause is important so that she will be regarded as a serious actor. Well, just because I’ve seen Paris Hilton’s sex tape doesn’t mean I don’t take her acting serious…Actually, that is a bad example…
Kristen DunstDunst was quoted in an interview about doing nude scenes claiming, “…I don’t feel comfortable with that. I have younger people watching my films and I want to be a good role model and I don’t think it’s necessary, either, and it’s tasteless, for me, for a girl my age to be doing that in a film. I don’t think it’s right.” My Spidey sense is telling me she’ll do a nude scene if her career takes a turn for the worse. If this is the case, lets hope she continues to make movies like Marie Antoinette.
Jessica BielThough Jessica Biel has posed in some pretty revealing photo shoots for magazines, she is committed to not bearing it all in her films. She admitted, “I’m sure I’ve lost some roles because I don’t do it. The other day I read a script that required some nudity, something topless. It’s probably going to be a great movie but I just don’t want to do it.” Well here’s another reason for males to be jealous of Justin Timberlake, not only can he sing, dance, and make you laugh, he’s the only one who gets to see Ms. Biel in the buff.
Megan FoxThankfully, there is no mention anywhere about a no-nudity clause with Megan Fox. This means in the near or even distant future, she may reveal more than meets the eye. It was also recently reported that Megan Fox signed on to take Angelina Jolie’s role in upcoming Tomb Raider film. Just imagine if Megan Fox as Laura Croft, allowed us to find her treasure…Heaven!
Hillary DuffMs. Duff told a British paper in an interview in 2006, “If I do a movie I want to be myself. I don’t want to take my top off or anything.” She then added, “In the ‘States, it seems to be the trend to turn 18 or 19 and then take your shirt off and do something crazy, and I don’t know what comes after that.” Such a bummer.
Rachel BilsonIronic, Rachel Bilson in a 2008 Playboy interview said she refuses to do nudity, because in her opinion, “Movies can be sexy or sexual without showing things.” She almost declined to do the Last Kiss with Zach Braff due to the nude scene in the movie; she went on to applaud the role of the body double in cinema. Well there is no applause here, I just feel saddened and deceived, I thought those were your boobs Rachel!
Mila KunisThere is some controversy whether Mila Kunis really appeared nude in a film called Boot Camp, or not. If you’ve never heard of it, you are not alone; it was straight to DVD in France. In any case, this bombshell is known to use body doubles if her movie roles call for nudity. She has not publicly come out and said she is against appearing nude in movies, but her actions continue to speak louder.
Jessica AlbaWho would not want to jump into this picture, and what is wrong with you. “Other than Sin City, I don’t really wear skimpy outfits in my movies. People know that I’m a prude. Word has gotten around,” explained Ms. Alba in 2007 interview. Regardless if she is a prude or not, Alba is known for parading her no-nudity clause around Hollywood like J. R. Knight at a gay pride rally (rimshot). Though this clause is frustrating, at least her fans have her swimming scantily clad in Into The Blue with super-douche bag Paul Walker. Seriously, this movie has one of the sexiest opening scenes ever committed to film.
Jennifer Love HewittThough Ms. Hewitt is getting older, there are millions of men still dying to see those ta-tas unshirted. According to an interview done in 2005 Ms. Hewitt said she might consider it. “You know, I don’t really want to see myself naked, so I’m not really going to push that on other people. I wouldn’t wish that for anyone,” she then went on to say, “I don’t like to say ‘absolutely not,’ because if a great part came along… that I thought was really tastefully done, then maybe?” Until she takes that role, her Hanes bra commercial will have to hold us over until then. Good thing there’ s always RedTube…
Zooey DeschanelWhen Ms. Deschanel was asked about nudity in film, she responded, “Well, my goodness. I don’t really want to do it. I’m not totally comfortable with full frontal nudity. I don’t think it’s necessary a lot of time.” Regardless of her stance on nudity, hipster and emo boys will dream of the day Ms. Deschanel changes her mind and decides to take on the role that will change their lives, something her fiancés music has never been able to accomplish.
Evangeline LillySadly Ms. Lilly hates having to kiss fellow actors on screen because her parents always object to any on-screen risqué behavior involving their daughter. She went onto say she agrees with her parents and, “I’ll never do nudity.” I guess that’s what you get from women with religious roots. Funny, these types either turn out to be prudes or all out porn stars, never anything in the middle. This is such a shame.
Sarah Michelle GellarSarah Michelle Gellar has used the no-nudity clause to generate quite a bit of publicity throughout the years. Initially, she hinted that she might remove her clothes for the right director or the right movie. However, she soon followed her announcement with a contradictory statement in which she declared that she would never appear nude on screen or stage for any reason. When she announced this, male Buffy fans all around the world sadly and slowly staked their own hearts.
Isla FisherThough many people think they have seen Australia’s Isla Fisher nude in her role as the crazy sister in Wedding Crashers, this is not the case. Hollywood skillfully cast a body double to stand in for Ms. Fisher while she toplessly violated Vince Vaughn in all the right ways. Though there have been no public reports of no-nudity clauses for Ms. Fisher, the closest we’ll probably ever get to seeing her nude is by watching her husband play Borat.
Reese WitherspoonMs. Witherspoon once told Glamour, “If [actresses] take their clothes off, they objectify themselves. I am flabbergasted by how many legitimate actresses do it.” She then went on to say how proud she is to be a role model for her children, and that she believes humility and being non-judgmental are what made her successful as a never-nude actress. I guess she forgot she went topless in the 1998 movie Twilight…Resse, you dirty little hypocrite you!
Elisha CuthbertThe closest we ever got to seeing the nasty bits of this Canadian dream nude was when she played a porn star in The Girl Next Door. Unfortunately the no-nudity clause reared its ugly head again, and robbed film-going males of all ages. As a result, internet message boards became filled with angry males who felt taken advantage of. Their tirades exclaimed, “We paid to see Ms. Cuthbert play a porn star in an R-rated film and all we got was a side shot of her boob.”
Anna FarisSome controversy has surrounded Anna Faris and her willingness to break her own no-nudity clause in her latest role in the comedy The House Bunny. She called the entire experience “humiliating,” and blamed the whole thing on “complicated factors” with the body double. Though she did break her no-nudity clause, all that is shown in the movie is her backside. What is even more frustrating is that she broke her clause for a movie that tanked at the box office. I guess that’s what happens when you go back on your own principles.
Emma WatsonWhen Ms. Watson’s magical co-star Daniel Radcliff did a live nude scene on stage in London, the entire nerdom of Hogwarts jumped for joy in hopes that the now, 19-year-old, Ms. Watson would be next. When asked about on-screen nudity in an interview with a London Daily, Ms. Watson reportedly said, “Yes. For Bernardo Bertolucci. It, depends. I’m not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job.” After reading quotes like this, it appears there’s going to be a whole lot more on-screen magic for this young British actress.
Jessica SimpsonMs. Simpson grew up in a strict Christian home, with very strict parents. And after she made the transition from music to film, there was a rumor she was in the running for a role that required full frontal nudity. The rumor ended up being false and her ex-husband Nick Lachey sighed with relief. America i
Cameron DiazWhen Ms. Diaz was dating Justin Timberlake (that bastard!), he was reported to say he did not want his girlfriend to do nude scenes. She responded to this by saying, “I won’t say that I won’t do nudity for other people’s benefit. It has nothing to do with other people, it’s just what I’m comfortable with.” Regardless if Ms. Diaz is for or against on-screen nudity, the public has yet to see more than she was willing to offer in There’s Something About Mary - at least on film.
Jenna FisherThough Ms. Fisher seemed to pose nude on the cover of the geekzine Wired, she has been known to arogantly flaunt her no-nudity clause. She told The Insider, “Well, I wouldn’t do anything I wouldn’t be proud to show my parents.” That’s nice, she still respects her parents, but where does that leave her adoring fans? Apparently she has selfishly decided she owes her parents a lot more than she owes us.
