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2. You act as if the rules don't apply to you.
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3. You preemptively tell others to fuck off.
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4. This is your idea of holiday cheer:
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5. You really believe it's that simple.
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6. Rather than the pedestrian 'Beware of Dog' sign you instead opt for this:
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7. You have a five year old do your dirty work.
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8. You think you have all the answers.
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9. One obnoxious purchase is not enough.
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