1. Certainly covers all bases.
2. And a Happy New Year.
3. Over my dead body I'm waiting for you.
4. Right next to the sign that reads: "All you can eat that we put on your plate."
5. Nice.
6. Pass.
7. "Living in America!"
8. Nothing like truth in advertising.
9. It's like Disneyland for nursing babies!
10. Miracles sold separately.
11. Rriigghhtt.
