The 10 Funniest Dumb Blonde Moments In TV History

Contrary to popular belief, hot blonde women aren't stupid because they're given unfair advantages throughout their lives which prevents them from having to work hard or use their brains. The reason most blonde women are unintelligent is because blonde hair offers the least amount of protection from the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays. Basically the UV rays gradually melt their brains throughout the course of their life and by the time they're 25, their brains are almost completely melted. This is why blonde women like melted cheese so much.


#10 Kellie Pickler Isn't Smarter Than A 5th Grader - You know it's bad when you look extremely stupid standing next to Jeff Foxworthy.






#9 What is Rocket Science? - You have to give her credit, at least she didn't say that Rocket Science was the study of rockets.






#8 The Chicken-Eating Vegetarian - And her favorite color is blue and her favorite cheese is hamburger meat





#7 Dumb Blonde Attempts To Interview John Cusack - Sometimes speaking words that form a coherent question can be difficult for a blonde.






#6 Paris Hilton Talks About Walmart - One day Paris will face off against a box of rocks on Celebrity Jeopardy and that box of rocks will destroy her.








#5 Anna Nicole Smith Turns Into A Clown - Even the clowns of the world were embarrassed by this amazing display. RIP Anna.

#4 The Dating Game Blonde - Being married to a dumb blonde is awesome because you can convince them to do whatever you want by promising them free unicorn rides.

#3 Jessica Simpson Enjoys Some "Chicken Of The Sea" - It's true what they say... hot blonde women while slow and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose.





#2 Farrah Fawcett Has A Blonde Overload On Letterman - The day that Farrah sadly mistook Letterman's New York City set backdrop for the real thing.






#1 Miss South Carolina Puts On A Dumb Blonde Show - And this is precisely why every man should go to South Carolina for at least one spring break.