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11 Vintage Ads That Would Never Fly Today

From sexual innuendos to brash examples of tomfoolery, the following ads are just a sample of the misplaced pun today.



Ivory Soap (1947)

I understand that the “soap floats” angle was actually a factory mistake where too much air was injected into the soap during processing. Voila! an advertising angle is born. Wonder if they ever really pictured how men in a shower bending over for a bar of soap would translate.







Griffin Microsheen (1957)

Advertising has drawn some bold connections over time, but I’m still at a loss as to how cleavage and shoe polish go together—or maybe that was the point. Somehow, I picture Mrs. Cleaver not allowing this particular brand in her home.







Mixed metaphors

I couldn’t help myself. The following ads are for everything from frankfurters to office projection equipment that had to have been over the top both now and then.