It has created a lot of monsters. Simon Cowell and Kerry Katona spring to mind immediately. But female pop stars are not all talentless bints who clutter up newspapers and snarky entertainment sites (thanks for that) with their inane chatter and their lady bits.
Some of them look nice too. In fact, some of them are incredibly sexy. Oh, and some of them can sing too – but not that many.
So, in the latest excuse to comb the internet for sexy pictures of girls, Hecklerspray has decided to gather up the sexiest ones and come up with a purely subjective running order. As always, please feel free to let us know what you think. Enjoy.
26. Ciara
Has an album called Fantasy Ride. We could not have put it better ourselves.
25. Fergie
“I have had lesbian experiences in the past. I won’t say how many men I’ve had sex with — but I am a very sexual person.” The case rests.
24. Christina Aguilera
A dirrrty, dirrrty girl.
23. Britney Spears
Everyone’s favourite nut.
22. Heidi from Sugababes
Will always be remembered as ‘the fit one from the Sugababes’.
21. Katy Perry
Do you think we are so easily won over by her releasing a song about her kissing a girl? Probably. Pathetic, isn’t it?
20. Madonna
Old vinegar tits must be glad all that hard work doesn’t go to waste. But for how long?
19. Shakira
Mad as a box of snakes, but undeniably sexy.
18. Rihanna
Even managed to make umbrellas sexy. Ella, ella…
17. Leona Lewis
The only good thing Simon Cowell has ever done.
16. Sarah Harding
The party girl of Girls Aloud has a filthy mouth and drinks like a fish. Now that is perfect.
15. Nelly Furtado
Her music stinks, but, who cares? Just turn down the sound and watch the video instead.
14. Gwen Stefani
Well, she gives us a Stefani. OK, so it was a terrible joke.
13. Lily Allen
Annoying, pathetic, talentless bitch – but you would, wouldn’t you?
12. Rachel Stevens
We were told the other day the very sexy S Club star is still producing albums. Who knew?
11. Jessica Simpson
She has her knockers, but despite being dumber than a headless ox, Jessica Simpson, errr, has great knockers.
10. Hilary Duff
There are a lot of Duff things about Hilary, but her body is not one of them.
9. Natalie Imbruglia
Neighbours was never the same after she left.
8. J-Lo
Another horrible human being, but could you resist that arse?
7. Alizee
One of the few good things to come out of France.
6. Nicole Scherzinger
The leader of The Pussycat Dolls and the girlfriend of Formula One world champion Lewis Hamilton, but don’t hold that against her.
5. Alicia Keys
So sexy we have even forgiven her for the James Bond track. Almost.
4. Christina Milian
Simply stunning.
3. Kylie
Good things come in small packages. They don’t get much finer than Kylie.
2. Cheryl Cole
Famous for beating up toilet attendants, marrying a complete tit and, most importantly, being the sexiest member of Girls Aloud. Which is no mean feat.
