A recent poll conducted by the bra manufacturer "Triumph" found that British women have the biggest breasts in Europe with more than half the women needing a D cup or larger. This certainly explains why the call it "Great" Britain and this also explains why living in America suddenly doesn't seem so appealing anymore. I'm just saying, I hear tickets to London are really cheap this time of year.
Rosie Jones (34D) - Rosie should just change her name legally to Rosie Palms so she can have a more honest relationship with her fans.
Samantha Fox (36D) - Samantha is an OG Page 3 girl who used her 36D's to become a successful pop-singer in the 80's. I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes. Samantha wouln't have been a successful pop singer in the 80's if she was a 36A.
Kelly Brook (32E) - If you do one thing this weekend, make sure you watch Kelly's movie Three. I'll give you two good reason why you should do this and they're not acting or great special effects.
Keeley Hazell (32E) - Keeley has what are known as "Ball Park Frank" boobs because they plump when you cook'em.
Kelly Halls (30F) - Kelly's amazing 30F's carried her to victory as she recently became the 2009 Page 3 Idol winner.
Peta Todd (30F) - If PETA wants to really do something useful, they'll do everything in their power to make sure Peta's 30F's live a cruelty-free lifestyle.
Sophie Howard (32F) - Sophie claims that her mind-blowing 32F's are all natural and I claim that she's broken 32 bras in her lifetime.
Katie Price (32FF) - Katie has never been content with normal boobs which is why she continues to make them bigger and bigger. I think she should stop at 38MM so then she can call the M&M's.
Michelle Marsh (32FF) - Michelle has made a career being the fearless largely-breasted sidekick of Lucy Pinder which means they've probably had some of the greatest slumber parties in the history of mankind.
Lucy Pinder (32G) - Lucy's natural 32G's are one of the great wonders of the world. As she gets older, they'll probably become 32H's or "H-bombs" as I like to call them.
