These days, pretty much everyone is on Twitter. But most of the time, all you get is the occasional funny link and a whole lot of “I’m eating lunch!” So instead of the same ol’ nonsense, spice up your Twitter feed with some of the hottest women around: Playboy Playmates. Sure, they’re probably just as boring as the rest of us, but at least you stand a good chance at seeing a TwitPic of their boobs! (You know, besides all the other pictures of them naked…)
Valerie Mason
Miss September 2008
Twitter ID: @PlaymateValerie
Notable Tweet: “I’m getting a hairless cat soon! It’s due to be born August 14th!! Yipee!!” 5:55 PM Jul 28th from TwitterFon
Kayla CollinsMiss August 2008
Twitter ID: @kaylacollins
Notable Tweet: “Why is it always the weirdest.. Yuckiest guys that have the courage 2 come up &harrass me about exchanging numbers when I’m out in public?” 9:10 PM Aug 16th from UberTwitter
Tiffany TaylorMiss November 1998
Twitter ID: @missnov98
Notable Tweet: “Omg I found fudge! Yippee” about 23 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Sara Jean UnderwoodMiss July 2006/Playmate of the Year 2007
Twitter ID: @sarajeanpmoy07
Notable Tweet: “Why are lawyers such a-holes? Are they making up for something they’re lacking??? ” 1:32 PM Jul 28th from TwitterBerry
Deanna BrooksMiss May 1998
Twitter ID: @deannabrooks
Notable Tweet: “Dear single men in LA…please stop staring & either come talk to me or go away…you make me feel like I have a big booger on my face!” 6:37 PM Aug 15th from TwitterBerry
Brande RoderickMiss April 2000/Playmate of the Year 2001
Twitter ID: @brandenroderick
Notable Tweet: “Going to bed to read a little bit. Yes dumb blondes like to read too! Don’t worry it’s a picture book. LOL” 12:32 AM Apr 30th from web
Laura CroftMiss July 2008
Twitter ID: @lauracroft83
Notable Tweet: “i’m the artist formerly known as cornpussy.” 6:36 PM Aug 9th from mobile web
Irina VoroninaMiss January 2001
Twitter ID: @IrinaVoronina
Notable Tweet: “I don’t know about Twitter…” 4:39 PM May 18th from web
Shanna MoaklerMiss December 2001
Twitter ID: @ShannaMoakler
Notable Tweet: “The dmv is fckn with me, they r making me smog check my jag & that wouldn’t have 2 be done till 2013. I swear some1 at the dmv has a crush.” 6:39 PM Aug 11th from Sidekick
Jennifer Pershing
Miss March 2009
Twitter ID: @JennPershing
Notable Tweet: “Wasted!” 3:51 AM Aug 16th from TwitterBerry
Ida LjungqvistMiss March 2008/Playmate of the Year 2009
Twitter ID: @Ida_pmoy2009
Notable Tweet: “Bubble bath and reading the Course in Miracles. Goodnight xo” 12:55 AM Aug 6th from web
Jayde NicoleMiss January 2007/Playmate of the Year 2008
Twitter ID: @JAYDE_NICOLE
Notable Tweet: “Off to the gym with @setorii to do some crazy cardio and an awesome butt workout!! You can never do enough of those lol” 6:17 PM Jul 22nd from TwitterBerry
Kara MonacoMiss June 2005/Playmate of the Year 2006
Twitter ID: @KaraMonaco
Notable Tweet: “@CrystalHarris Guess who is coming to Kandyland to see all yousss??? MEEE ” 4:50 PM Jun 22nd from web in reply to CrystalHarris
Nicole NarainMiss January 2002
Twitter ID: @nicole_narain
Notable Tweet: “B4 people try 2 judge some1 they should look in THEIR own damn mirror…so what? It was a picture..who really cares? Get over it!” 5:03 AM Apr 1st from TwitterFon
Victoria SilvstedtMiss December 1996/Playmate of the Year 1997
Twitter ID: @vicsilvstedt
Notable Tweet: “Having some amazing time in stockholm.. With my beautiful girlfriends…one of them is izabella scoropco, ex bond girl..hejsan!” 9:46 AM May 31st from web
Kelley Brooke ThompsonMiss November 2009
Twitter ID: @PBkelleybrooke
Notable Tweet: “Sugar free red bull and nachos is the best ” 6:27 PM Aug 15th from TwitterFon
Stephanie GlassonMiss July 2004
Twitter ID: @Steph_Glasson
Notable Tweet: “Everybody swing by my website (www.stephanie-glasson.com) and check out the new updates when you get a chance.” 9:39 PM Jan 8th from web
Kimberly PhillipsMiss September 2009
Twitter ID: @KimFreak
Notable Tweet: “Playing with my new camera… Ready for adventure. ” 5:15 PM Jul 20th from web
Candice CassidyMiss June 2009
Twitter ID: @candicecassidy
Notable Tweet: “hoping i didnt flunk my neurobiology midterm yesterday!” 3:54 PM Mar 14th from web
Lindsey Gayle EvansMiss October 2009
Twitter ID: @TheLindseyGayle
Notable Tweet: “@nicolegraziano is the best listener ever!! were not talkin bout our bunnies! were talkin bout our booties!. girl u smell like a birthday!!” 11:05 PM Jul 14th from web
Amber CampisiMiss February 2005
Twitter ID: @ambercampisi
Notable Tweet: “Balls!!!!!!!!” about 14 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Jessica BurciagaMiss February 2009
Twitter ID: @JessicaBurciaga
Notable Tweet: “ok seriously tho, women arent suppose 2 wear panties 2 bed, you have 2 let it breathe, ahaha, just put baby lotion on, lol, thats my fave ” 18 minutes ago from web
Juliette FrettéMiss June 2008
Twitter ID: @JulietteFrette
Notable Tweet: “Kelly Clarkson: A woman who actually loves her body!” – http://shar.es/fZyS1:01 PM Jun 10th from ShareThis.com
Hope DworaczykMiss April 2009
Twitter ID: @hopedworaczyk
Notable Tweet: “Can you get splinters from licking a kiwi?” 3:53 PM Jun 28th from web
Jennifer WalcottMiss August 2001
Twitter ID: @jenniferwalcott
Notable Tweet: “I need another Vacation!” 3:40 PM Jun 30th from web
Summer AlticeMiss August 2000
Twitter ID: @SummerAltice
Notable Tweet: “i am trying to figure this twitter thing out…. ” 1:30 AM Apr 2nd from web
Kelly Carrington
Miss October 2008
Twitter ID: @KellyCarrington
Notable Tweet: “Finaly up and running =)” 4:14 PM May 3rd from web
