Every High School in the country has hot slutty rich girls prancing the halls, why should the high school shows on TV be any different?
Here’s a rundown of the top ten girls giving out goodies under the bleachers during the last 20 years of primetime TV…
10. Kim Kelly, Freaks & Geeks (Busy Phillips)
Kim wasn’t sleeping around with the entire cast of the show, but she was the druggie freak girl who made out more than she went to class.
9. Karen Arnold, The Wonder Years (Olivia D’Abo)
The free-loving hippie daughter of the Arnold clan, she believed in Making Love, Not War. In the end, Karen settled down with David Schwimmer and had a kid, which is kind of like when Jenny found out she was dying and went back to Forrest Gump to raise their son.
8. Kelly Kapowski, Saved by the Bell (Tiffany Thiessen)
Kelly stays pretty high up on the list, because no one was banging at Bayside High. But, she did get passed like a joint between Slater and Zach, plus a few other boyfriends tossed into the mix for good measure.
7. Jen Lindley, Dawson’s Creek (Michelle Williams)
Jen was a troubled girl with a sorted sordid past. When they broke up, Dawson called her a slut. We think that says it all…
6. Rayanne Graff, My So-Called Life (A.J. Langer)
Rayanne did hard drugs at weird parties in abandoned houses, so just because we didn’t SEE Rayanne boning, doesn’t mean it wasn’t happening.
5. Serena van der Woodsen, Gossip Girl (Blake Lively)
All the other girls at the Constance Billard School for Girls think that Serena gives “sexual favors”. The daughter of a socialite and the head of a “shipping firm” means she’s probably doing whippets and blowing the help in the deleted scenes.
4. Kelly Taylor/Brenda Walsh/Donna Martin, Beverly Hills 90210 – The Old and The Busted (Jennie Garth/Shannon Dougherty/Tori Spelling)
West Beverly High School saw a lot of action, thanks to these three ladies.
Coming in third in this tie, Donna Martin: Donna “saved herself” for boyfriend David Silver (Brian Austin Green). But after they broke up, she took on whatever dudes came her way.
In second place for sluttiest West Bev student, Brenda Walsh got her jollies by pissing off her parents with boyfriend/bad boy Dylan McKay. This made her willing to do anything and everything to keep contradicting her conservative mid-west upbringing.
The winner of the biggest slut in Beverly Hills is Kelly Taylor. She had sexual encounters with every male cast member, except David Silver – and he was her STEP-BROTHER. Kelly does have an excuse – she was date raped by a football player in the bushes. So, she’s all f-ed up. Now Kelly Taylor is molding young minds in the new 90210. Bet she has some stories for home room – if those walls could talk…
3. Brooke Davis, One Tree Hill (Sophia Bush)
The textbook slutty head cheerleader, Brooke Davis has all the best teen drama: pregnancy scares, date-rape drugs, and an F-Buddy. Nice role model for young girls.
2. Naomi Clark, 90210 – The New Hotness (Annalynne McCord)
Naomi is the “Kelly Taylor” of the 90210 redux. She is rich, beautiful and spoiled, and the entire first season story line revolves around her getting the perfect Sweet Sixteen party. Thanks, MTV.
1. Marissa Cooper, The O.C. (Mischa Barton)
Wow. We don’t even watch The O.C., but this high school slut takes the prize by a long shot. Another rich socialite kid drinking and drugging her way through High School. Marissa has a bi-sexual/bi-curious fling with another girl, Alex Kelly (note the ambiguous name – how could she not be a lesbo), causing uproars in the OC Fan Community.
Marissa, it seems, comes by her sluttiness honestly, as her own mother has an affair with her ex-boyfriend Luke, who also cheated on her with her best friend.
After a long long LONG line of hook-ups and break-ups, Marissa finally receives the ultimate punishment for TV sluts – she is killed in a car accident after being run off the road a drunken ex-lover. Serves her right. Tramp.
To be fair, very little of that was High School related.
